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La mosca collonera, 2a època

El millor del Help-Desk.

Posted on març 9, 2007 - Filed Under Humor, Informatica |

Com que fa dies que no escric, avui he revisat com funciona el help-desk i alguns dels tickets m’han cridat molt l’atenció. Us els poso, sense noms ni ubicacions.

Vull passar de POP a IMAX

Impressionant! Em pregunto si també voldrà Dolby o no….

XXX
Aquí hi ha una gran quantitat de virus.
Que faig.
YYYY

Doncs pel començar posar-te un mocador a la boca, per filtrar el que puguis i sortir corrent….

Querido XXXX,

que tal le va a mi ordenador? Espero que esté un poco mejor ya, y que se recuperé del todo pronto.

Saludos cordiales

Això si que és educació! Dirigir-se als operadors amb “Querido”, preocupar-se per la salut dels estimats (ordinadors)….

Necessito un cable de xarxa d’uns 5 metres per poder connectar l’ordinador al despatx.

No sabia que els despatxos i els ordinadors s’interconnectessin….

No se si este es el lugar para hacer mi petición, pero si no lo es por favor reenviadla a quien corresponda.
En el aula de informatica de la ZZZZ hay un scaner con alimentador de diapositivas. Ayer lo estuvo usando una becaria y nuestra sorpresa fué que las imagenes se ven enmascaradas por huellas y suciedad del propio equipo. ¿Podría alguien dejarlo a punto para ser usado?

Gracias

Bruts……

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One Response to “El millor del Help-Desk.”

  1. Algu on abril 2nd, 2007 7:31 pm

    Per a quan una segona entrega dels millors tickets?

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